{"id":12,"date":"2009-06-03T15:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-03T15:43:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-09-06T15:31:42","modified_gmt":"2022-09-06T15:31:42","slug":"89-els-nervis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youonlyliveonce.es\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"89- ELS NERVIS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>3 de juny<\/p>\n<p>Els Nervis<\/p>\n<p>La Merc\u00e8 porta tot el mati amb un somriure estrany, mig de nervis. No para de preguntar pels quilos que podem portar a l&#8217;avi\u00f3 i quants crec que portem, etc.<\/p>\n<p>I es que aquest mat\u00ed ens hem connectat a internet i ella no ha aixecat el cap mirant coses de xina.<\/p>\n<p>Hem anat a passejar i portava aquell nervi que et fa saltar i no pots caminar normalment. a mes, ja vol marxar cap a l&#8217;aeroport. Al final ho he ent\u00e9s, li es igual la gran muralla o el palau d&#8217;estiu, la tia est\u00e0 hist\u00e8rica pel mercat de roba.<\/p>\n<p>Recordeu la cara de psic\u00f3pata a la botiga de sabates de Shanghai? La tia ha esperat sis mesos i avui s&#8217;ha adonat que es dem\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>Que deu m&#8217;agafi confessat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youonlyliveonce.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/P6020053.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"3216\" data-original-width=\"4288\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/youonlyliveonce.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/P6020053-300x225.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 de juny Els Nervis La Merc\u00e8 porta tot el mati amb un somriure estrany, mig de nervis. 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